Are we in a gay sports bar?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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