Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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