bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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