Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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