so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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