yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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