Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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