Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he puts the penis in happiness.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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