I can tuck mytits in my pants
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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