I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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