The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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