i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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