We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
