i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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