I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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