fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
