He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize