Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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