Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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