There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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