just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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