i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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