Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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