I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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