K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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