The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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