I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
