Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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