Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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