So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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