So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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