Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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