i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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