Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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