So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize