I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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