: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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