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Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
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