last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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