You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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