Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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