...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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