hotel room ftw
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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