It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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