She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
