...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
