It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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