Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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