please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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