I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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