i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You need Xanax blowdarts
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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