id be glad to
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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