So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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