I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
