Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
