Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think weed is turning my hair brown
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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